I may not here omit those two main plagues and common dotages of human kind, wine and women, which have infatuated and besotted myriads of people; they go commonly together.
Robert Burton
England is a paradise for women and hell for horses; Italy is a paradise for horses, hell for women, as the proverb goes.
Robert Burton
[Ambitious men] may not cease, but as a dog in a wheel, a bird in a cage, or a squirrel in a chain, so Budaeus compares them; they climb and climb still, with much labour, but never make an end, never at the top.
Robert Burton
As much valour is to be found in feasting as in fighting, and some of our city captains and carpet knights will make this good, and prove it.
Robert Burton